{-40+ Funny Facebook status updates-}

Facebook has become a main and large part of our social life and we always keep on finding good and funny Facebook statuses, so as to  brighten up our social networking profile page. If you are looking for ideas about funny Facebook statuses then you have come to the right place. Here, you will find very funny Facebook statuses which are really awesome and your friends are definitely going to like them.

*Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
*Two crisps are walking down the road, A car stops and asks them if they want a lift, they say “No Thanks We’re Walkers!
*X(any name) says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
*You can steal my status updates if you like, but I lick every single one before I post them.
*You don’t have to like me, I’m not a facebook status!
*Just deleted 100 friends… if you are reading this congrats my friend.
*People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe I am moving in circles.
*There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
*I know three facts about you, one you can’t say M without your lips touching, two your trying it now and you look like an idiot alien, three now your smiling.
*I tried to log on to Facebook. It said, “Cookies are required to operate.” I thought to myself, “Me too, Facebook. Me too.”
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Here is the full collection of funny Facebook Statuses: Funny Facebook Status

[Funny trick to make keyboard disco light]

This is a real funny trick with which you can amuse you friends.It doesn't require any programming skills on your part.This trick will make your keyboard LED’s blink like disco lights.This method is based on an a vb script.The blinking of the lights will continue until and unless you stop it.This looks more fascinating in the dark as the keyboard led’s are very small.OK,now here is the step by step tutorial with screenshots on how to convert your keyboard into Live disco.

1.Open notepad.You can open notepad by doing a right click on your desktop and then new->text document.

2.Copy and paste the code below into the notepad

Set wshShell =wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "{CAPSLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{NUMLOCK}"
wshshell.sendkeys "{SCROLLLOCK}"
loop



3.Savedisco.vbs the file with name disco.vbs
4.Double click on the saved file and your keyboard Led’s will start blinking like disco lights.

5.To stop the disco lights open task manager.You can open task manager by doing a right click on your taskbar and then selecting task manager.

6.Now locate wscript.exe and select it.Click on “ End Process “.

 Thats it :)
Source: pctipstricks.net