[How to enable your Facebook ⌛Timeline⌚]

Follow the steps below to Enable the Facebook timeline (Facebook New Layout)

Before start you must verify your account via mobile phone or credit card. Else it won't accept your app.

►1. First go to developer apps

: https://developers.facebook.com/apps

►2. Allow the app for Enable developer Application,

►3. Now click on upper right corner "Create New App",

►4. In "App Display name:" and "App Namespace:" write any name,

►5. Now, you'll reach this screen, where you'll need to click "Open Graph" on the left side.

►6. You'll see the next screen, entitled "Get Started with Open Graph" -- fill in anything you want (it doesn't matter) in those fields under the heading "start by defining one action than one object for your app." Click Get Started.

►7. On this screen, do nothing except scroll to the bottom and click "Save Changes and Next." Do the same thing on the next screen.

►8. You'll be taken to this screen. Wait a few minutes, and then go to your Facebook homepage. That's where you'll be invited to enable Timeline. Be patient at this point -- sometimes it requires you to wait before the changes take effect.

►9. When you go back to your Facebook homepage, you'll see this. Success! Click Get It Now, and you're in!

 ►10. Here’s where you fiddle with your timeline, set it up the way you like it, and when you click Publish Now, your Timeline goes live. Or, you can wait until Thursday, October 9, 2011, and it’ll go live on its own. If you want to get into your timeline from another computer, the address for this developer’s version is located at this URL: http://www.facebook.com/[yourusername]?sk=timeline and of course [yourusername] is your own Facebook user name.

After this, you will be able to see timeline for your Facebook profile.

Source: http://bhurtel.co.uk/enabling-facebook-timeline/

{-40+ Funny Facebook status updates-}

Facebook has become a main and large part of our social life and we always keep on finding good and funny Facebook statuses, so as to  brighten up our social networking profile page. If you are looking for ideas about funny Facebook statuses then you have come to the right place. Here, you will find very funny Facebook statuses which are really awesome and your friends are definitely going to like them.

*Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
*Two crisps are walking down the road, A car stops and asks them if they want a lift, they say “No Thanks We’re Walkers!
*X(any name) says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
*You can steal my status updates if you like, but I lick every single one before I post them.
*You don’t have to like me, I’m not a facebook status!
*Just deleted 100 friends… if you are reading this congrats my friend.
*People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe I am moving in circles.
*There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
*I know three facts about you, one you can’t say M without your lips touching, two your trying it now and you look like an idiot alien, three now your smiling.
*I tried to log on to Facebook. It said, “Cookies are required to operate.” I thought to myself, “Me too, Facebook. Me too.”
* ...........    

Here is the full collection of funny Facebook Statuses: Funny Facebook Status

{- Easy facebook login From your Desktop -}

 

Software review: Facebook Login - Desktop App

 Description: It is a totally free desktop  application for securely Facebook browsing directly from your Desktop or Laptop.
Its Facebook Login Software. You can browse  through Facebook more faster and more speeder. It will keep your account secure and 100% hack proof.It also has a nice user interface.This software is really easy to use and its nice Quick  software. And a  Simple browser for hassle free browsing experience. You  can share it with your facebook  friends. This  Application is  very easy  to install  and  you  don't have  any extra knowledge  to  use  it. You can use this software if you  have any  risk at hacking attack  or  anti suspicion, already running key-logger, it will keep you safe on Facebook browsing.

[Caution: Use this soft at your own risk. This is an review for this software.]

 

[Warning : scam! Facebook dislike button]

Please don’t be too quîck to clîck on lînks claîmîng to “Enable/Actîve Dîslîke Button” on Facebook, as a fast- spreadîng scam has caused problems for socîal networkîng users thîs weekend.



Messages claîmîng to offer the opposîte to a lîke button have been appearîng on many Facebookusers’ walls: 

Facebook now has a dîslîke button! Clîck 'Enable/Actîve Dîslîke Button' to turn on the new feature!

Lîke the “Preventing Spam / Verîfy my account” scam whîch went before ît, the scammers have managed to waltz past Facebook’ s securîty to replace the standard “Share” option wîth a lînk labelled “Enable Dîslîke Button”.

The fact that the “Enable Dîslîke Button” lînk does not appear în the maîn part of the message, but lower down alongsîde “Lînk” and “Comment”, îs lîkely to fool some users înto belîevîng that ît îs genuîne.

Clîckîng on the lînk, however, wîll not only forward the fake message about the so-called “Fakebook Dîslîke button” to all of your onlîne frîends by postîng ît to your profîle, but also run obfuscated Javascrîpt on your computer.

As ît before, there îs no offîcîal dîslîke button provîded by Facebook and there îsn’t ever lîkely to be. But ît remaîns somethîng that many Facebook users would lîke, and so scammers have often used the offer of a “Dîslîke button” as baît for the unwary.

Here’s another example that îs spreadîng, attemptîng to trîck you înto pastîng JavaScrîpt înto your browser’ s address bar, before leadîng you to a survey scam:

  So please be aware of these scam. They can seriously harm you. 


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